Shit You Say To Fat People by Lillian Behrendt and Matt Cornell
I was enraptured the whole time because I basically wanna smoosh Lillian with cuddles.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Month: January 2012
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[Image: A fashion-y illustration of Alex wearing a blue two-toned floral sheath dress with a wide black belt cinching her waist, purple strappy sandals, and holding up a big light blue bow with ribbons hanging down.]
Outfit from 5.28.2011
Dress: Lane Bryant sz. 22/24 (borrowed)
Belt: Lane Bryant, don’t know size (also borrowed)
Sandals: Avenue sz. 11
Fat Necklace: Definatalie
Wore this to my cousin’s wedding last spring. I didn’t have anything new and exciting to wear, so I borrowed things from my sister. Luckily we’re similar sizes, though she is a bit shorter than I am. She’d actually hemmed this dress due to her height, so on me it was more like a minidress! With the belt, I totally had a Joan Holloway caboose on me.
The bow is there because I made the decorations for my cousin’s car for after the ceremony. Ribbons and bows EVERYWHERE.
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[Image: A fashion-y illustration of Alex wearing a red spotted dress with a black shrug cardigan, long strawberry necklace, black tights, and white gogo boots.]
Outfit from 10.28.2011
Dress: Domino Dollhouse sz. 24
Shrug: Pure Energy sz. 2 (Target)/
Tights: Assets sz. 5 (Target)
Boots: Funtasma sz. 11 (eBay)
Necklace: Thrifted
Wristlet: e.l.f. cosmetics
I love love love the strawberry dress– the only drawback is I cannot wear it by itself! The neckline is cut a little strangely for my shoulders and the straps wont stay up at all. But the shrug works well enough until I can take it to my seamstress friend to see what she can make of it. ^_^
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[Image: A sketch of Lady Gaga (as seen in her VMA Paparazzi costume) tinted red-violet with soft colors against a beige background.]
Quick Gaga doodle I did at work the other night, dressed up a bit with Photoshop.
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[Image description: A fashion-y illustration of Alex wearing a purple burnout shirt, a black skirt, grey stockings, pink and grey legwarmers, and black mary jane shoes.]
Shirt: Pure Energy (Target) sz. 3
Fat Necklace: Definatalie
Skirt: Merona (Target) sz. 3
Stockings: Lane Bryant sz. C/D (They were originally tights, but I cut ‘em off and they’re stockings now.)
Legwarmers: Xhiliration (Target)
Shoes: Crocs sz. 10
Back on the OOTD wagon! o/
I got two new outfits drawn while on my lunch break last night, so I inked them up when I got home. (I will hopefully color and post the second one tomorrow.) I tried something new and inked them with a real actual brush and pot of ink, too! And I only smudged this one in ONE place! ^_^;;
Anyways, my favorite part of this (both the outfit and the drawing) is from the knees down. DOSE LEGWARMERS.
No one will ever take my legwarmers away from me. *clutches them to the chest*
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
(read in a circle, from left thumb to right thumb)
Colors used:
Milani- Gold Lamé
Black acrylic paint
oh wow this is great
i’m done, i can’t.
Best manicure ever.
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I can’t wait til people start recognizing their words here.
I have never been so pleased to see something become a meme
Someone, please tell me where I can find more Cultural Appropriation Girl. I must reblog them and spread the good word of not fucking doing this kind of bullshit.
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All of this please.
does anyone know who this model is? because, shiit, she’s gorgeous.
HNNNNGH. My body is ready.
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[Image description: A sketch of Alex, a fat woman in coattails and a top hat, leaning on a cane and smoking a stogy while baring her teeth fiercely. Cursive writing next to her reads “Classy as Fuck”.]
I decided a sassy self-portrait was in order. I’m looking rather dapper today anyway, since I went out with my boyfriend and his family for his father’s birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant.
I happened to be watching the episode of Futurama where Fry learns he’s a billionaire and throws a party with everyone wearing top hats, and here we are.
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[Image description: a webcam photo of Alex holding a mug of hot chocolate… with a little something extra.]
The joys of working third shift: nightcaps at 9 AM. (That’s hot chocolate with amaretto, fyi.)