[Image: Webcam photo of Alex holding two Sock Dreams products up close to the camera. She peeks out from the right side in the background with a :D face.]

My Sock Dreams order came!

The packaging is almost too cute to open!


[Images: A gifset of Katherine Tate saying “My advice to you is please don’t ever sit in your room and lock yourself away because you don’t think you’re good enough.”]



I always reblog this. Every time.

This is for you. I think you know who you are. <3


I miss you, Donna.



Hello hello how about a giveaway?

I want to celebrate hitting 5000 followers and say thank you to all the people who have supported me since I started Fancy Lady Industries. How better than to giveaway stuff?!

This prize consists of

  • a blue fat necklace
  • a magenta vain necklace
  • a white no diet talk brooch
  • a fluoro pink big girls donut cry patch
  • tonnes of postcards

All up it’s worth about AUD$90 and I’ll probably throw in a zine too for good measure :D

Rules and other info

  • Reblogs count as 1 entry, likes do not count.
  • Reblog as many times as you like, each reblog counts as one entry.
  • No “giveaway” or empty tumblrs will be considered because that’s just not fair!
  • I will draw the winner on November 1 at around lunchtime.
  • I will post anywhere so long as you have an address for me to post your prize to.
  • It might be a good idea to follow me so you know if I draw your name, and you probably should have an ask box so I can contact you!

Secret bonus bit

If you are following me before the prize is drawn and you’re drawn as the winner, I will include an A6 portrait of you done in ink and watercolour!







Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.