Image – A photo of two fat necklaces, one made out of purple hologram and the other of gold mirror acrylic, on black chain against a crocheted background.

Pre-sale is now on for the next week so people can secure their fat necklaces for realsies! Now they come in two more awesome finishes: purple holo and gold mirror. TOTES FANCE.

That purple holo is making me swoon.





The Top 10 Pictures Of Squirrels Eating Pizza

The only thing I miss about living in my run-down apartment was our squirrel that lived in the attic. He was pretty amazing because we saw him eating a chicken wing.

This one time when I was still living with my parents, I was sitting at the computer, which is by one of the big windows looking out onto their front porch.  Out of the corner of my eye, I see a squirrel scurrying across the porch carrying an ENTIRE GIANT BAGEL in its mouth.  He stopped in the middle of the porch, looked around briefly, then continue on his way.

No idea where he got it. Rock on, little dude.



Oh, I hope the 22 fits. I was going to order a 24, but between the last time I looked and tonight, they sold out of it. *fret* Either way, the OOTD illo will be EPIC AND DELIGHTFUL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I’ve had some caffeine tonight, which is why I’m kind of… spastic.

After carefully reviewing Lesley’s Huge Recaps from last summer…

…I have once again painstakingly compiled a list of her euphamisms for Shay, the physical trainer from Camp Victory.

Allow me to share!

  • Jillian Michaels Analogue
  • Jillian Michaels 2.0
  • Jillian Michaels the Musical
  • Replica Jillian Michaels
  • Imitation Jillian Michaels
  • Pseudo-Jillian
  • The Jillian Michaels Off-Broadway Experience
  • Jillian Michaels Reproduction Plate from the Franklin Mint
  • Mystery Science Jillian Michaels Theater 3000
  • Jillian Michaels Superstar
  • Jillian Michaels Maschinenmensch
  • Frankensteinian Jillian Michaels
  • Limited Edition 12-inch Jillian Michaels Clone Trooper Figure
  • Jillian Michaels Proxy
  • Jillian Michaels: Deep Space Nine
  • Jillian Michaels 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Jillian Michaels 2: The Road Warrior
  • Jillian Michaels: Judgement Day

Lesley’s recaps can be found here, and if you haven’t seen the series yet, I reccommend reading the recaps as you go for the witty commentary and blog comments. :D