So long, Columbus. It’s been real. #alexheberlingsgoinghome #moving (at Columbus, Ohio)
Mutanto Chimu (BREAKOUT@xmen.com) submitted:
It’s only appropriate that we listen to the first opening of the X-Men 1990 animated series… In Japanese.
CRY TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
Oh god I haven’t seen this in forever. I’D FORGOTTEN HOW TERRIBLE IT IS
Not only the unbelievably overdramatic theme song, BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES CABLE KEEP SHOWING UP DID HE EVEN APPEAR IN THE SERIES BEYOND THE FIRST SEASON GENOSHA STORYLINE
GO HOME CABLE YOU’RE DRUNK
CRY AT THE MOOOOOOOON
The Office finale is tonight! I am having people over, so I made a festive banner.
I’m moving out of this apartment soon, and so THE BANNER is coming down forever. I’m glad someone liked this post–I noticed it in my activity and now I know I definitely have a photo of this wall, so I don’t feel bad about pitching the banner. Don’t need to keep a scrap more than I have to to get outta here. All the stuff on this wall will be coming down Saturday AM.
Juicero is a juicing machine and service that secured about $120 million in funding from the likes of Google and other venture capitalists before it rolled out to 17 states this
week. The pricey machine is built to squeeze the subscription-only
Juicero bags of fruit and veggies, which it cold-presses using four tons of force. Some have called the machine a Keurig for juice.
there’s one teeny problem: It turns out you don’t need the machine.
Bloomberg reports that recently, “some investors were surprised to
discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Juicero bags with your bare hands.” Hand-squeezing the bags for 90 seconds, they found, rendered almost as much juice as using the $400 machine for two minutes.
please watch this video, it is mind boggling
“the press needs to be connected to wi-fi to make juice” this is literally indistinguishable from a parody of the app economy
I have the Pokemon plugin for xkit that sprinkles random pokeys on my dash that I can click to catch
sometimes they land in interesting places
wtf is that like a gay pokemon coming from her crotch
This fucker starts out as a caterpillar worm thing, then evolves to a cocoon (above) and eventually into this:
wait for it