5 business days my ass
Month: July 2016
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no really though
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SHE DID THAT
Those thighs tho
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
IT’S GOING NEXT TO MY PROPLICA MOON STICK ON MY DESK SO I CAN STARE AT IT LOVINGLY EVERY DAY
You got the pasta? :D
I GOT THE PASTA
WHAT IS MY LIFE EVEN
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THIS HAS BEEN A NIGHT