[Image description: A sketch of Alex, a fat woman in coattails and a top hat, leaning on a cane and smoking a stogy while baring her teeth fiercely. Cursive writing next to her reads “Classy as Fuck”.]
I decided a sassy self-portrait was in order. I’m looking rather dapper today anyway, since I went out with my boyfriend and his family for his father’s birthday dinner at a fancy restaurant.
I happened to be watching the episode of Futurama where Fry learns he’s a billionaire and throws a party with everyone wearing top hats, and here we are.
