Month: September 2017

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docholligay:

SO WHO HURT YOU HIDEAKI? WHO DO I HAVE TO BLAME FOR THIS BEING THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEART?Ā 

God Iā€™m so sick of this fucking show asking the same question again and again like itā€™s deep or revolutionary or anything other fucking tiresome padding, like dude I get that you want to offer your philosophical soliloquy at an audience but literally I could care less about the time you got high with your girlfriend and started questioning,Ā ā€œI meanā€¦but likeā€¦what IS humanity really, man?ā€ The idea that we are defined through our relationships with others goes back to WALDEN FUCKING POND, as far as overhyped self-centered soliloquies go, and I cannot BELIEVE that you are making me say that FUCKING THOREAU, WHO???? I HATE! IS BETTER THAN WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.Ā 

YOU MADE ME DEFEND HENRY DAVID THOREAU I HATE YOU.Ā 

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lolita-princess:

blottsandquill:

conan-doyles-carnations:

ā€˜In 1778, two Irish gentlewomen put on menā€™s clothing and ran away together. Ā Lady Eleanor Butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend Sarah Ponsonby. [ā€¦] They spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called Plas Newydd outside Llangollen, cultivating their garden, improving their minds and filling the house with clocks, cabinets andĀ ā€œwhirligigs of every shape and hueā€. Ā [They also had] a little dog called Sapho.ā€™

ā€œFriendā€

They literally named their dog Sapho

Doc, I’m extra laughing because once there was a dude who gave me his “precious nge manga” and i was like ugh boring and then he started sexually harassing me and when i told him to fuck off he demanded his manga back after a year of them sitting in my room collecting dust and i. I peed on his books. I mean I WAS SIXTEEN AT THE TIME WHICH WAS A FEW YEARS AGO NOW BUT. tmi i guess but oh well I THOUGHT IT’D MAKE YA LAUGH

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docholligay:

Ā APPLAUD THIS DECISION EVEN IF ITā€™S KIND OF OBJECTIVELY AWFUL

Jet, if you don’t mind answering, how come you hate Evangelion as much as you do? Not that I blame you, as I dropped the series halfway through myself (out of sheer boredom), but I’m genuinely curious as to what gave birth to this anger

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keyofjetwolf:

I CULTIVATED MY LOATHING AT A TENDER YOUNG AGE

In complete honesty, Iā€™d have to go back and rewatch the whole thing again to give you specifics, and Iā€™ll give you a guess how thrilled I am at that prospect. But Docā€™s liveblog has basically hit my biggest problems on the head: NGE is presented as having all these high concepts and deep meaning, but then has zero confidence that its audience could figure them out without fucking IKEA assembly instructions.

DONā€™T TREAT ME LIKE Iā€™M STUPID NOTHING WILL INFURIATE ME FASTER

That on top of all that, itā€™s infused with garbage symbolism that literally means nothing just someone thought it looked cool, the insistence of every dude in a college anime club that itā€™s the greatest work of our time, AND it has the audacity to be boring as fuck.

Burn NGE in a goddamn fire and and salt the earth, GOD I hate it.

…the insistence of every dude in a college anime club that itā€™s the
greatest work of our time, AND it has the audacity to be boring as fuck.Ā 

The toxic dudes in my anime club were cut from this cloth, and while itā€™s not NGEā€™s fault exactly, it certainly never had a chance once I woke up and realized this was a social group I should have no part of. So NGE is… more or less a giant red flag for me.

ALSO ANNO CAN EAT MY DICK

athletic feats performed by moana

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consider-thecoconut:

tflatte:

  • multiple occasions of makeshift ziplining
  • midair spear-throw so hard it not only hits a thin mast but sticks deep enough for the line to support her entire weight with no problems
  • pushes over an enormous solid rock statue to get a good jumping-off point
  • climbs up through a rock passage with no handholds or footholds
  • smashes a kakamora right into the deck, shattering several planks
  • climbs the near-vertical entrance to lalotai completely unassisted, beats a demigod with superstrength to the top
  • climbs up a pretty-much-smooth spine to get out of tamatoaā€™s cage
  • climbs tamatoaā€™s shell, grabs mauiā€™s hook, and gets down and back to maui in seconds, all after running top speed to get him away from maui
  • and literally any bet i care to make says sailing that canoe is hardcore physically demanding even without trying to dodge a hostile lava monster

conclusion: moana is shredded. moana has an 8 pack.

Look how ripped she is!!