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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “PUT IN TWO WEEKS NOTICE.”

Bottom Text: “BECOME EVERYONE’S HERO.”]

I received a better job offer at my second job which involved making more money for less hours of doing something I actually like to do. So I put in my two weeks at my first job and I received pats on the back, compliments, hugs, and one manager begging me not to go. Co-workers are sometimes the best part of the job tbh.

GPOY.

FOUR MORE DAYS. #seriousbusinessface

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Aww, when’s the little one due?”

Bottom Text: “Not pregnant, sir. Just fat.”]

And then they go, “Oh, uh- uh, durr… I didn’t MEAN…”

Yeah, yeah. Here’s your change. Have a nice day.

Mod M: Excuse me as I instapost this one as it made me laugh FOREVER.

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[Image: A robin on a perch against a red, scarlet, and black pinwheel background. Top text: BRACE YOURSELVES. Bottom text: THE PLANOGRAMS ARE COMING.]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

So much dust…

Oh hey there, 2011.  And also some of 2012.

You can take the girl off the POG team, but you’ll never take the POG knowledge out of the girl.