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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Aww, when’s the little one due?”

Bottom Text: “Not pregnant, sir. Just fat.”]

And then they go, “Oh, uh- uh, durr… I didn’t MEAN…”

Yeah, yeah. Here’s your change. Have a nice day.

Mod M: Excuse me as I instapost this one as it made me laugh FOREVER.

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