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theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

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fatbodypolitics:

come-to-bed:

sirshon:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

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excuse u penises are adorable

If you guys sent us pictures like this, I would post them without a doubt.

OMG I want a boy who will let me play dress up with his dick.

There used to be a company that sold little outfits for penises, like pirate costumes and pinstriped suits with hats, but it sadly no longer exists.  It was called Dapper Dicks and here is a video.