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fatbodypolitics:

come-to-bed:

sirshon:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

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excuse u penises are adorable

If you guys sent us pictures like this, I would post them without a doubt.

OMG I want a boy who will let me play dress up with his dick.

There used to be a company that sold little outfits for penises, like pirate costumes and pinstriped suits with hats, but it sadly no longer exists.  It was called Dapper Dicks and here is a video.

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.