Hey Alex! As a big woman I’m finding it near impossible to locate leggings that are a) able to fit me, b) not ugly as sin, and c) not through some no-guarantee-of-arrival bootleg company. Have you got any recommendations? I need some purple (possibly patterned) ones before the end of August and you’re my last hope~ Thank you in advance!

The very first place I’d send someone like you would be Teggings. I tried on a pair when I visited Cleveland once, and I’d heard HIGHHHH praise about them.  I didn’t buy a pair then, since I didn’t have the money. But if I ever have need of a new pair, I’ll be tracking down some teggings.