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imagine-otp:

duskenpath:

fanaticalqueergeek:

yotoob:

yotoob:

yotoob:

Weā€™ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will notĀ stop being nice.Ā 

– bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

– loaned us garden tools when we didnā€™t have any

– invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

– one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that heā€™d picked from his garden

– and tomorrow heā€™s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short – I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I canā€™t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLESĀ ā€˜JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNā€™T HAVE ANYā€™. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS – Iā€™M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY ARENā€™T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone.Ā 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

Imagine your otps

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.

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