[whimpering]
Month: November 2016
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ohio whyyyyyy
Why is all the rum gone?
You see that signal? It’s over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it it? Mark my words, Mr. Sparrow, give is a weather hour, maybe two. You will see white sails on that horizon.
I like how I mostly got this monologue right despite being pretty tipsy.
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I forgot to share that I got a new car over the weekend! Old and busted…
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…new hotness. I think I’m gonna name my new car Will Smith.
THAT HARUKA POST WHAT WERE YOU DRINKIN
We’ll by that time I was on my second or third Angry Orchard hard cider so. :B
WHY WOULD TUMBLR RECOMMEND THIS FUCKING TAXI BROOKLYN SHOW TO ME AS HAVING A BUTCHY MAIN CHARACTER WHEN IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES WE HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT HER EX HUSBAND WHO STILL LOVES HER WTF JUST LET ME GAY ASS REST I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS
*pulls doc close*
*pats her gay head*
shhhhhh my darling shhhh
Think about Haruka eating Cars spaghettio’s and watching Top Gear
Why is all the rum gone?
You see that signal? It’s over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it it? Mark my words, Mr. Sparrow, give is a weather hour, maybe two. You will see white sails on that horizon.
Ask drunk Alex
It’s my parents’ annual cocktail party, iyts winding down and I’m getting sleepy. Send me some asks.
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I think I’m into checky boxes in lieu of bullets. :B ?☑ #bulletjournal #showmeyourplanner #bujo