Why is all the rum gone?

alexheberling:

You see that signal? It’s over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it it? Mark my words, Mr. Sparrow, give is a weather hour, maybe two. You will see white sails on that horizon.

I like how I mostly got this monologue right despite being pretty tipsy.

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.

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