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strawberryorange:

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vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the spumoni slobbering iconoclast that you are

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life hack

The unhacked life is not worth living.

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Quick Fire Commissions are closed! Thank you for your interest. :) My regular commission info is here.

Time for a “Alex Needs to Buy Some Things for Anime Boston and Pay Some Bills” commission sale!

Prices are good for… however long it takes me to make what I need? 8D

Examples are above.  More examples of my art here on my DA page. Also here is my comic.

PRICES:

Sketches:

  • Bust: $15
  • Thighs-up: $20
  • Full Body: $25

Lineart/Inked:

  • Bust: $20
  • Thighs up: $25
  • Full Body: $30

Color:

  • Bust: $30
  • Thighs-up: $40
  • Full Body: $50

HOW TO BUY:

  • LOOK AT THAT, THERE’S A FORM NOW!
  • Fill out the form and I will then contact you via email.
  • OR you can still write me directly at alexheberling@gmail.com
  • DO NOT SEND AN ASK, please. Asks are very hard to keep track of because for goodness sake, Tumblr.
  • Once we agree on the details and price, I will send a payment request through PayPal.
  • I will do commissions in order of payment received.

OTHER INFO:

  • One round of revisions: you will get to take a look at the sketch stage and request revisions.
  • In the end, you’ll get a 300 DPI JPEG or PNG.
  • Personal use only.
  • Backgrounds and multiple characters cost extra.
  • Turnaround on these will probably be a few days or so.

If you’re not able to commission, please do me a favor and signal boost! LOVE YOU GUIZE. *air kisses on both sides of your face*