New Jersey: Tolls, trees, terrifying
North Carolina: NASCAR BEACHES mountains?
New York: not just city.
Lousiana: mother fucking alligators
Oregon: scenic, hipsters, coffee
Arizona: Desert, Heat, Racism.
Iowa: many unexpected liberals
Wisconsin: Beer Cheese Recall
Georgia: never leave Atlanta
Indiana: Nothing. Happens. Here.
Texas: Oh god no.
Texas: LOOK! A fetus!
Ohio: Mostly flat cornfields.
