I was visited by the Bacon Fairies here at Ba-Con, and they gave me a turkey-bacon-embedded pancake on a stick, which prompted me to remember my ultimate party idea:
Party on a Stick.
The idea would be that all the party food would have to be on a stick, or eaten with a stick. (Toothpicks permitted.) Corn dogs, cake pops, rumaki, kabobs, anything; as long as a stick is involved, it’s allllll good.
Then I had an even better idea to expand the Party on a Stick–
Wedding on a Stick.
The bridal party on stilts.
That is all.