I had a dream that I went on a shopping spree in a store that was about 90% sequin-covered things and 10% pastel-colored faux-fur coats and it is only just now that I realize those things aren’t waiting for me in my real-life closet and now I wanna cry.
Even my socks had sequins. T__T
I SMELL A SEQUEL TO YU+ME: DREAM.
FIONA JUST MET THE SEQUINED STOCKINGS… OF HER DREAMS.
[Images: A series of four animated GIFs of a close-up piece of charcoal making marks on a lightly textured surface. Flecks and crumbs of charcoal flake off the stick as it’s dragged across the paper.]
to an artist this is erotica.
^^^
I like how this is shown in such graphite detail.
I have the weirdest boner right now…
Ditto.
OH MY.
/takei
[Image: A drawing of Alex smiling and holding a sign that says “YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY!”. Top text: “February 29th is Say Something Nice on the Internet Day!”]
[Image: A sketchy drawing of a purple-skinned fat monster babe with bright red hair, tattoos, and fabulous style. She’s wearing a light grey cropped hoodie over a black and purple houndstooth top, jeans with pink stitching at the seams, and a spiderweb belt buckle.]
[Image: A drawing of a lovely chubby, fair-skinned babe wearing an orange off-the-shoulder top with brown leggings and orange slouchy wedge-heeled boots. Her nails are painting black and she’s wearing a string of pearls around her neck.]
[Image: Three drawing of a dancing, chubby, white-skinned babe with short brown hair, a green dress, and bare feet.]
[Image: A painting resembling the classic Normal Rockwell painting of Rosie the Riveter sitting eating her lunch, but changed so Rosie is a woman of size.]
I came down with a cold on Friday night, and it’s been an ugly one. I’ve been blowing my nose approximately every ten minutes or so, and my upper lip and philtrum are all red. The decongestant I picked up today doesn’t seem to be relieving my symptoms very much.
I’m just tired of feeling snotty.
I did buy my very first box of pseudoephedrine! Does that mean I’m a big girl now?
[Image: A picture of Paula Deen photoshopped to ride Snacker, the fat yellow fairy who has a magic spatula that summons treats. Text reads: COME PAULA! I SHALL FLY YOU TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE YOU CAN EAT A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT THE INTERNET FLIPPING OUT.]
This is like the greatest thing.
