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First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more style you have. And second, draw attention to your best features by pointing at them, and conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who mentions them.

Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via albinwonderland)

PRRRRREACH, SISTER.

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.