“Great. You’re both out? And you’re fizzed again? Why? Mixing is just a cheap tactic to make bad sodas taste better. Quit embarrassing yourselves! I’ve seen what you really are.“
“Listen Lapis, Mix with me!”
“Huh, what?”
“How long have they kept you on the shelves? They’re traitors to their Homeworld! This is your chance to take revenge!”
Offscreen we can hear Strawberry Fanta!Steven screaming.
what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and we’ll all converge together in a massive, fierce mass only spoken of in myth.  dont come near us or you too will cease to exist
autistic magical girls stimming with pretty hair ribbons and the loops of lace on their pastel sleeves
autistic magical girls using magic to make their frilly skirts sparkle instead of itchy plastic glitter
autistic magical girls incorporating earmuffs into their fancy headdresses to make sure that they can feel their best when fighting with the forces of evil
autistic magical girls using magic to pursue their special interests (alternatively, autistic magical girls with magic itself as their special interest)
autistic magical girls who can easily dress for comfort and fashion because magic fabrics are amazing on both fronts
