first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here
second law: itâs going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you cryingÂ
third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit
fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please helpÂ
fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time youâll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internetÂ
sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if youâre a threat. âI donât know,â the agent sobs. âI just really donât know.âÂ
seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away
eight law: cultivate your fannish friends, because someday you will need to know bedroom layouts in fifteenth century Estonian villages or the lyrics to that 80s garage-band song you heard twice, and Google will have nothing.
ninth law: thereâs always room for a sequel. ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE DIED. Just donât think about it. NO! WHAT DID I SAY? PUT THE IDEAS DOWN!
tenth law: write your ideas down. write them down. Write them down. Write. Your. Ideas. Down. WRITE THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY WRITE YOU DOWN.
Eleventh law: Edit. You know that paragraph you wrote at 4 am and found yourself sleeping on top of the next morning? You know you loved it when you wrote it, but go back and look at it. What is this? What does this mean? Be prepared to write the same story two or three times over in this process.
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I just put up the slides from my worldbuilding talk at Topatocon this weekend, you can download the whole thing for free right here.
Above, some overly-dogmatic-souding ideas Iâve arrived at in this kind of work. Iâll tighten up my notes for the whole talk and put it up in a readable format as soon as I can! I think the talk went pretty wellâŠ.
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Alright, rest of the chapter. Let’s do this thing. #writing (at Crimson Cup Coffee & Tea)
Superpower Wiki
The encyclopedia for Superpowers that anyone can edit!
Might come in handy! Linking this so I don’t lose track of it.
How To Poison Your Fictional Characters
How To Poison Your Fictional Characters
A short list of several types of poison and their effects.
Why diversity?
Here Iâm going to write out an unfocused ramble about why I think itâs a smart idea to diversify oneâs fictional cast of characters whenever possible. Full disclosure: I am a straight white man.Â
Everybody likes stories. Stories are just one of those things every culture uses to tell itself about itself, its values and its identity. The thing is, Western culture is saturated with stories about heterosexual white men doing everything from exploring outer space to becoming lord of the apes to descending into a suicidal spiral of drug abuse and sex addiction. There are literally thousands of complex, interesting, flawed, brilliant, straight, white male characters. I honestly think we could go 100 years without another straight white male protagonist and still be extremely well represented.
But as we all know, straight white men are hardly the only people on earth. Theyâre not even the majority. Of all humans on the planet HALF, thatâs one in two, are women. And that doesnât even account for all the myriad races and cultures outside ours with all their unique perspectives and contributions. Â Â Â
So where are the gay latin ninjas? Or the black female jungle explorers? Or the genius trans woman detectives? Where are the complex, fascinating, flawed and brilliant people of colour (POC), women and queer people in our fiction?
(Now, I appreciate links if people can send me examples, but the fact that there may be one or two decent Mexican superheroes is not really what Iâm trying to get at.)Â
The reason POC and women and queer people have so few really great characters to choose from is that the powers that be, Hollywood, the publishing industry, the games industry, mainstream comics, have decided to play it safe and not take risks on characters that some people might find it hard to relate to. In the same way that Hollywood thinks you only care about âsplosions, Hollywood also thinks youâre racist and sexist. They really do. Itâs not hard to find stories of well meaning, concerned, âliberalâ producers being just a little worried that audiences may not find a black woman protagonist very appealing. Itâs not that concerned Hollywood people are racist, heavens no! Itâs just that some audiences are a little old fashioned and blah, blah, blah excuses.Â
The year is 2013, by the way.Â
Now I understand huge monolithic media empires like Disney and whoeverâs still not Disney have to protect the interests of their investors because money.Â
What I donât understand is how the rest of us who are not beholden to some evil empire can possibly be content with just doing variations on the same straight, white, male characters all the time. If for no other reason than to be different.Â
So look, Iâm familiar with the history of poorly conceived âinclusiveâ characters that have been shoehorned into franchises for the sake of political correctness. The one (and only one) girl on every cartoon show who has to represent her entire gender and the one, (never two or three) black character that appears on every sitcom just to prove itâs not racist. Those characters usually suck. Why? Because theyâre there just to check a box. Theyâre never given anything interesting to do and they rarely get to be more than just a representative of their demographic.Â
Well nuts to that I say. Nobody should write a character just for the sake of having demographic X on display. Thatâs just bad writing. Only write characters who contribute to the story, are interesting and who have good stories to tell. BUT there is absolutely no reason whatsoever that your genius idea for a character canât be black, or Hispanic or Arab or queer or a woman. None whatsoever, in fact, itâs an opportunity to add texture to a character that otherwise would have to struggle to stand out in a crowd of samey white guys.
Example: Â Omar Little from the Wire. Heâs based on a real man who held up drug dealers to steal their money. How awesome is that? A completely unique character, totally thrilling. The creators also had the brilliant idea to make Omar gay. There was no money reason to. People might object. But they did it because it made Omar just that little bit more interesting. It was a smart creative decision that did just a little bit to make gay black men more visible and little bit more cool. I canât see a single creative reason not to. Â
Now Iâm not saying you should arbitrarily make a character Chinese without familiarizing yourself to some extent with Chinese people. But a little research into another culture will enrich your understanding of the world and is worth doing anyway.
Itâs also important to not appropriate elements of a culture in a way that takes from it without giving back. (Example: all the white guys who got rich recording the kinds of music created by black people, while those black artists died in obscurity.) Other peoples lives are not yours to strip-mine for ideas. I want to be clear about that. Thatâs not at all what Iâm suggesting. Iâm merely saying I want my queer, Asian and women friends to have wonderful characters to relate to so they can join the party we white people have been enjoying for centuries.  Â
So here you accomplish two things, 1) you better represent the diversity of people found in the real world and 2) you give an under served community a character of their own.
BUT WAIT! And this is important: think about how much you love the characters you identify with. How you take ownership of them and they become a part of you. It may be the Doctor, or Sherlock Holmes or Batman. Now think about how youâd feel if some writer exploited or mistreated that character or wrote them with disrespect. Consider that if you give a community outside your own a character they can become attached to, you have a responsibility to them to do your best by that character.Â
I can see why writers would still shy away from writing diverse characters in order to avoid falling on their face. Yes, you may look stupid. But then again, so what? Are you really going to let your fear of failure allow you to contribute to marginalizing people? Your friends even? And look, with all the embarrassing failed attempts at diversity over the years, you cannot possibly fail as hard as DC Comics or sitcoms already have. So grow a spine.
So to all my queer, Chinese, black, female, Muslim, Indian and all the other friends and acquaintances whom I have learned from, partied with and enjoyed the company of my whole life, I want to include you. I want to welcome you into all the genres and spaces of fandom where you may have felt excluded. Come aboard. We want you here. I want you here. Fiction is too much fun not to share. Letâs explore it together.Â
Please ask questions and comment as you see fit. Iâm learning as much as anyone and Iâm aware that my tone can be hard to interpret at times.Â
A friend of mine alerted me on Twitter that I may have come off as opportunistic. In a way, Iâm okay with that and hereâs why: We professional creative types are constantly being told by cowardly executives that we canât make characters more diverse or that we canât let a token character be actually entertaining or interesting. I donât buy that. I think there are millions of people out there who want stories that reflect and represent them and who arenât being catered to. Thatâs called leaving money on the table. Ideally, people of colour and women will get the opportunity to create characters of their own, but they donât have to be the only ones working toward greater diversity. If I make a comic with a popular gay character that causes a publisher to give a gay creator a shot at making his own comic, I helped both of us.
The powers that be follow money first and foremost. If we show them there is money in diverse characters, they will have to present more diverse characters. We are in a period of time where mainstream media is doubling down on reboots and sequels and public domain works which means more of the same old straight white male characters over and over again. If we want better representation in the future, itâs up to us to make it happen.Â
(I do care about social justice, but the primary concern of an entertainer is to entertain, so Iâm focusing on the entertainment value of inclusiveness rather than the social value. A well-intentioned agenda can drag down a story like few other things. Nobody likes being preached to.)Â
30 Days of Character Building
1.) Describe your characterâs relationship with their mother or their father, or both. Was it good? Bad? Were they spoiled rotten, ignored? Do they still get along now, or no?
2.) What are your characters most prominent physical feature
3.) Name one scar your character has, and tell us where it came from. If they donât have any, is there a reason?
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4.) How vain is your character? Do they find themselves attractive?
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5.) Whatâs your characterâs ranking on the Kinsey Scale?
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6.) Describe your characterâs happiest memory.
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7.) Is there one event or happening your character would like to erase from their past? Why?8.) Day of Favorites! Whatâs your characterâs favorite ice cream flavor? Color? Song? Flower?
9.)Â Who does your character trust?
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10.) Can you define a turning point in your characterâs life? Multiples are acceptable.
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11.) Is there an animal you equate with your character?
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12.) How is your character with technology? Super savvy, or way behind the times? Letters or email?13.) What does your characterâs bed look like when he/she wakes up? Are the covers off on one side of the bed, are they all curled around a pillow, sprawled everywhere? In what position might they sleep?
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14.)Â How does your character react to temperature changes such as extreme heat and cold?
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15.) Is your character an early morning bird or a night owl?
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16.) Are there any blood relatives that your character is particularly close with, besides the immediate ones? Cousins, Uncles, Grandfathers, Aunts, et cetera. Are there any others that your character practically considers a blood relative?
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17.) Whatâs your characterâs desk/workspace look like? Are they neat or messy?
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18.) Is your character a good cook? Whatâs their favorite recipe, whether theyâre good or not? (Microwave mac-and-cheese applies.)
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19.) Whatâs your characterâs preferred means of travel?
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20.) Does your character have any irrational fears?
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21.) What would your characterâs cutie mark be?
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22.) If your character could time travel, where would they go?
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23.) Is your character superstitious?
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24.) What might your characterâs ideal romantic partner be?
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25.) Describe your characterâs hands. Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby?
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26.) Second day of favorites! Favorite comfort food, favorite vice, favorite outfit, favorite hot drink,
favorite time of year, and favorite holiday.
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27.) Pick two songs that describe your character at two different points of their life, and explain why you chose them.
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28.) If your characterâs life was a genre, what would it be?
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29.) How does your character smell? Do they wear perfume or cologne?
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30.) And finally: Write a letter to your character, from yourself.(I found this on a website a long time ago, and have pretty much given up trying to find the blog it came from. So if you know the original writer/source, I would appreciate the info. Otherwise, just letting people know that I didnât create this. ^_~)
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