Hey remember early last year when the Large Hadron Collider overloaded and broke down and people were like “phew good thing nothing weird happened like a shift in reality.” Maybe it’s time to revisit that.
I want to go back to the Berenstein/Sinbad’s Genie Movie universe.
BLESS
I’m giving you the most emphatic fist bump across the interbloops, friend.
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973)Â
Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc’Donalds was founded.Â
Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy.Â
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.Â
The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail began heading out the same year the fax machine was invented.
Nintendo was founded at the same time Jack the Ripper was on the loose.
We put a man on the moon before we put wheels on a suitcase.
Oreos were invented the same year the Titanic sank.
The Mongols fought the Crusaders and the Samurais at the same time.
Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.
If nothing else this is a great demonstration that (a) correlation is not causation but (b) we’re so tempted to think it is that I was very briefly like “THE FUCK WAS MCDONALD’S UP TO”
I have never seen the need to have a tag for my queue, but…