I love that cxxhey tagged me in the post asking about what kind of beer the girls would drink, yaâll know me so well, and of course I have answers!Â
Michiru:
Michiruâs beer, like Michiru herself, would be complicated and difficult to like. From what weâve seen on the show, she likes wine quite a bit, so something with some cellar-like notes would be good. She also would need to drink something obscure and snooty, so that no bar would ever have it and she can go on being queen empress goddess of knowing everything.Â
So I go with a Biere de Garde
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an obscure French beer that has super herbal notes, and the effervescence is sort of strange, at least in the few Iâve had- almost champagne-y, and so presents really nicely in the glass, which I think she could appreciate. Mostly theyâre unfiltered, but I donât think that would turn her off.Â
Haruka:Â
Haruka drinks beer, but I donât know thatâs sheâs specifically a beer enthusiast. I headcanon her as actually having a bit of a sweet tooth, but I can see her not wanting to order something she would perceive as too girly, or not suitably âtoughâ, like a fruit beer. So I imagine sheâd actually go with a very common, inoffensive standby.Â
Now, Coors Light is an offense against man and God alike, so it may surprise you to know that Coors original is my favorite âstandardâ beer of the common âdrinking manâs beersâ and I think Haruka would choose something not overly pretentious and curated like serious microbrews. Itâs easy drinking and generally cheap.Â
Mina:Â
The beer that is currently in front of her. She can find appreciation for all of Godâs Children.Â
Rei:Â
I think Rei would really appreciate something heady and dark, but without too much complexity. Something that really fills you up so she can just sip on it all night instead of getting wasted and
accidentally kissing Minadoing God knows what.ÂStout, the best known (but certainly not best) of which is Guinness, have a richness and a maltiness to them, but thereâs very much a hidden sweetness and chocolatiness in many of the best examples that I think Rei would appreciate as long as nobody knew she was doing it.
Much like staring at MinaUsagi:Â
Usagi doesnât like beer, because itâs not sweet, and one day Mina turns her on to Lambic:Â
And she LOVES it, and Haruka argues that itâs beer in the same way that a dog biscuit is technically a cookie, but Usagi doesnât care, she just likes looking grown-up and drinking from her fancy glass.
Hotaru:Â
You canât have any, youâre too young.Â
Mako:Â
Frankly, Mako is more interested in making bread out of the beer than drinking it, but when she does get something, sheâs found that she has a real appreciation for Banana Bread Ale:Â
She always tells people itâs better than it sounds, and sheâs not wrong: she really appreciates the fruitiness and nuttiness of it, and she enjoys drinking it on hot days when sheâs still baking in kitchen.Â
Ami:Â
Ami has trouble letting herself get loose, but when she does, she usually prefers something standard, like a wheat beer like a Beltian:
A beer that is readily-available, easy to drink, and isnât among the higher alcohol content beers all combine for a pretty satisfactory beer experience for Ami, Mostly she enjoys being out with her friends as much as she enjoys any beer, though.Â
Pluto:Â
Pluto goes the the Great American Beer festival, and tries everything excitedly. So many tastes and flavors, all of them so exciting and new, she can barely contain her excitement, asking so many questions of the brewers, being so genuinely excited about turning grain into this amazingly variant beverage that the brewers arenât sure if sheâs trolling. At the end of the night, she goes to buy a 6 of her favorite, and she comes back with this:Â
And Haruka is just like, âUh, that isâŠcertainly in a beer can.â But Pluto just smiles, because she thought it was the MOST different and interesting of all.Â
Because we all need Doc’s Senshi Beercanons in our lives.
(Reblogging again because I was on mobile before and eff that link noise.)