Dear Woof Drunk, if the Senshi and the Power Rangers got in a fight, who would win? Please be advised that the Power Rangers have giant robots that are also dinosaurs and/or prehistoric mammals while I’m pretty sure the Silver Crystal is actually useless.

keyofjetwolf:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh REI HINO

I dontā€™ know Power Rangers sorry. :( Ā  BUT REI HINO Iā€™M PRETTY SURE

SHE IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER

YOU MAY NOT HAVE KNOW THAT ABOUT ME

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I read this very fanction in 1998.

Sadly, the Wayback Machine didnā€™t save it. Please accept this screenshot instead.

something great that happened to me this week: me and my girlfriend talked about the possibility of a ritualistic exchange of jewellery and oaths for the first time, and it is a strong contender for the most lovely and gay conversation I’ve ever had

docholligay:

docholligay:

I love everything about this but I have to say thatĀ ā€œA ritualistic exchange of jewelry and oathsā€ made me laugh so hard because I just imagine thatā€™s how Rei avoids saying she has deigned to MARRY

ā€œSo, Mina and i have decided toā€¦participate in a ritualistic exchange of jewelry and oaths.ā€Ā 

Michiru just looks at her,Ā ā€œDo you mean to suggest you are getting married, or forming a coven, or am I meant to simply enjoy the ambiguity of the situation?ā€

ā€œWEā€™RE SIMPLY SOLEMNIFYING A LEGAL ARRANGEMENT WHEREBYā€“ā€

ā€œRei, you donā€™t have any call to explain yourself to me, I know how little you care for such socially-enforced frippery, thatā€™s why Iā€™ve declined to offer the use of my familyā€™s yacht and seaside cottage.ā€ She looks over her cup of tea.Ā ā€œI know it would practically be an insult to your beliefs.ā€Ā 

Rei frowns.Ā ā€œI mean, I didnā€™t sayā€“I think using the resources of the wealthyā€“Michiru, thatĀ ā€˜cottageā€™ has 8 bedrooms and a billiard roomā€Ā 

ā€œHm.ā€Ā 

ā€œReally itā€™s only right that we use the resources of the bourgeois to provide entertainment for the underclasses.ā€Ā 

ā€œYes, very revolutionary. I believe we have napkins in several colors, as well, for the place settings of the proletariat.ā€Ā 

I found this looking for something else and laughed so hard at my own joke Iā€™m a nerd