Tag: rupaul’s drag race

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(Two guests run up to the gay concierge. One guest is out of breath and tries to talk to the concierge. The other sits down in exhaustion.)

GUEST: I need your help.
CONCIERGE: Is everything okay?
GUEST: I… (pants) sorry.
CONCIERGE: It’s okay. Take your time. Did you lose your wallet?
GUEST: No. Sorry. I ran here. I just realized it’s Monday.
CONCIERGE: I’ll grab you a bottle of water.
GUEST: No time. Snatch Game.
CONCIERGE: Snatch Game? Like… RuPaul’s Drag Race?

(The other guest who was sitting down BOLTS up.)

GUEST 2: YES. YOU DON’T HAVE LOGO.CONCIERGE: Here’s the address of a bar that has viewing parties.GUEST: Oh, God. Thank you. GUEST 2: (To Guest 1) TIP HIM. TIP HIM EVERYTHING IN YOUR WALLET.