Tumblr posts comparing extroverts to introverts abridged.

coelasquid:

ferrousfellow:

coelasquid:

Extroverts are loud obnoxious brainless viking warriors who will shit on your table and  uproot all of your potted plants. Their minds have been trapped in the party rock dimension by an evil sorcerer while their corporeal forms exist in our own plane of reality, causing them to stumble around in a constant unaware daze.

Introverts are super-genius shy fragile literal wood nymphs that shatter when exposed to direct eye contact subsist entirely on a diet of nothing but tea and the written word. Extending offers to social gatherings causes them to actually die.

Every extrovert is sonic the hedgehog, here to pop your comfort bubbles and tell you that you’re too slo-

-Look.  We don’t have time for this.  We’ve got party planes to jump out of. You probably wouldn’t understand what it’s like to only momentarily release your true form through the consumption of alcohol and sick beats.  Get out of my way, nerds.

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I’m crying.

IT GOT BETTER

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iridessence:

parasiteprogram:

mirainomessenger:

becauseloveonlygrows:

boyprincessmanic:

TW: EXTREME RACISM AND SLURS

Alright you guys listen up. This is really REALLY important so just do me a solid here and take a minute to read this okay.

A few years ago, a good friend of mine named Whitney Mitchell became extremely sick and had to have both arms and legs amputated. She was given a 12% chance to live but she fought through it and she’s one of the bravest and most beautiful people I’ve ever met in my life.

Today, her mother sent me a message on Facebook saying that Whitney had been targeted by a website called Chimp Mania. I’d never heard of it, so I did some research, and at just a glance I was immediately disgusted. Just the RULES for the website are awful beyond words.

The forum thread for Whitney is mocking enough, calling her a “shefreak” and saying she “plans to knuckle drag again.” The comments say some pretty stomach-churning things, but I decided to leave a lot of them out. A lot of them were photoshopped pictures of Whitney from when she was in physical rehab, replacing her legs with things like fried chicken legs and a map of Niger. This is the only thread I even bothered looking at and I could barely stomach it.

There is a petition to get this website permanently deleted. I don’t know how much good it will do but it NEEDS signatures. It’s got barely any right now and I don’t want this blatant vomiting on human beings to continue.

Here’s a link to the petition: http://chn.ge/1dectHH

This bullshit has gone on long enough. The fact that it exists in the first place makes me sick to my stomach. Please take a moment to sign this petition.

NOT

ENOUGH 

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WHY ISN’T THIS AT OVER A MILLION NOTES??!

This website has been up and running for a long time. Much like stormfront it is a hate website, but this website targets individuals, and crosses any line of what should be considered “free speech” and is obviously hate speech. Please. This is too much. This person has gone through so much already. 

This is why when people complain on this site about black even TALKING about racism, and when they complain about white girl Starbucks jokes, I seethe.

This is what WE have to deal with, people creating entire websites dedicated to calling us animals. This is why I laugh at those Starbucks jokes, and literally give negative shits about people who say “well no one should make jokes about ANYONE” because clearly y’all never seem to find the people that run sites like the one mentioned above to call them out, otherwise they wouldn’t exist.

Do you know how this feels? Do you know how this fucking feels? Being viewed as subhuman? That sites like this exist? That they target disabled women of color for no other purpose than having the audacity to be born black in this world AND suffer from terminal illness?

I really don’t know what else to say. I feel sick to my stomach. I feel this shit in my bones.

Every single one of you that can had better sign this fucking petition, or unfollow me.

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beesmygod:

there are only 3 types of girls

  • girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
  • girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
  • girls who loved horses too much in elementary school

that’s every flavor of girl there is

  • girls who loved cats way too much in elementary school

FTFY

If it hadn’t been for Sailor Moon, I’d still be drawing cats all day, all night.

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potato-tots:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim

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Jim walks the not-so-red carpet

you’re a star, Jim

imageJim edorses oral hygiene 

Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush

Jim is a hypocrite

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Jim refuses to give me a high five

fuck you, Jim

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Jim refused to pay rent

Jim has been kicked out

welcome to the real world, Jim

So apparently I now involuntarily clench up anytime I see a stink bug.