i hate this
oh god why
Some people really do just want to watch the world burn.
yessssss
i hate this
oh god why
Some people really do just want to watch the world burn.
yessssss
My friend made this about some dudes trying to get funding for a shitty anti-anita sarkeesian documentary.
No, it’s not what you expect it’ll be. It’s even better
oh my god i’m losing it

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
I used to think about this in high school.
John Waters and David Lynch meet outside a Bob’s Big Boy, LA c.1979
what the fuck is spattered on David Lynch’s trousers
This picture gets more perfect the longer I stare at it.
Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture.
Eshakti… you can’t DO this to me.
The collar forms a fucking heart. A HEART. And it’s the most delicious color of red. And I could get it in a knee length, with my own custom measurements which would guarantee the right fit and if only I had $200 to throw away I would buy this in a heartbeat (no pun intended).
.
So who wants to buy this for me? I’ll *love* you forEVER.
FILING THIS AWAY FOR MY COMIC UGH. I need to draw Andy in this coat immediately.
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
jesus christ doc ALL THE NOTES
neandaffnet replied to your post: “Re: Sil Mil memory triggers-since they’ve already used touch, sight, and sound, maybe Minako will get smell or taste? Minako bumps into Usagi and smells her perfume, maybe? Then Mamoru gets taste since he’s had flashes when (UNCONSENTINGLY, ARGGG) kissing Usagi? ORR Minako licks Usagi for some reason. XD”:Minako would make such a spectacle of it too. Maybe not in the moment – it’s too serious then – but she’ll never let it go. Imagine Rei’s face whenever she brings it up.“Remember when I licked Usagi and I remembered the Silver Millennium? Maybe I have magic spit.”
“Unless it has the magic to shut you up, I don’t care.”
“I don’t remember my homework assignment. Let me lick you.”
“WHAT. NO.”
“I have a history paper due! Come on, just a little lick.”
“YOU ARE DAMAGED GET AWAY FROM ME”
“I NEED TO LICK YOU REI”
And a this point the others have arrived at the Shrine, and Mako and Ami immediately spin on their heel and leave as quickly as they entered. Usagi remains standing there with wide, fascinated eyes, until Mako snatches her collar and drags her away too.
It’s like some wacky form of psychometry. EXCEPT ONLY THROUGH HER TONGUE.
BECAUSE MINAKO.