what do you call this color gradient?
black to the fuchsia
Tag: puns
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do you think other people’s bodies are their own business
because you’re susan bordo-ing on awesome
I love this woman.
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me: All scientists are hipsters, that’s why they wear glasses.
husband: No.
me: “I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current.”
husband: No.
me: “I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream.”
husband: No!
me: “Of course I’m not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative.”
husband: …
me: “I’m an expert on geothermal vents–”
husband: Oh my God.
me: “–They’re probably too deep for you.”