Headcanon, Caroline always loved to watch tests.
Always the chipper shadow queen assistant!
Headcanon, Caroline always loved to watch tests.
Always the chipper shadow queen assistant!
O domina candida scientiae, valere iubeo and Goodbye, and thank you for your time
Portal 2 in Art Nouveau style, illustrations by Jacques Freischutz
Every time I think “Oh, Mucha-style art nouveau is dead, I’m so tired of it, I will NEVER see another piece I like again,” I KEEP FINDING AMAZING THINGS ON MY DASH.
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âI have found your presence to be disagreeableâ
âYour untowards advances have been recognisedâ
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âMay I inquire as to your health?â
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The bonnet and bustle, my god. Â Most proper turrets.
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No comment really. SO UH. yeah. wee!
I like this design! I think I like the headpiece best.
One of these days I need to draw my humanoid GLaDOS.
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She reminds me of Ledger Joker.
Oh my.
Oh chell ooh~