Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
*Phone rings*
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
*Banana Rings*
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
Hello?
Patriarchy WHAT?!
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys
Meanwhile In England……
“Jolly great bit of Tea”
-Phone Rings-Â
“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”
“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”
“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”
“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”
“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”
“TALLY-HO!!!!!”
IT’S FINALLY TIME? WE FINALLY GET TO SMASH THE PATRIARCHY?!
LET’S DO THIS THING!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
Let’s all just take a moment and consider…
…who do we hit first?
Dear Men of Tumblr, I think you’re darlings.Â
Will you all be my tumblr husbando please check [ ] yes or [ ] no.