Moana (Te Hopukanga Puoro O Te Kiriata Taketake)

Moana (Te Hopukanga Puoro O Te Kiriata Taketake)

athletic feats performed by moana

consider-thecoconut:

tflatte:

  • multiple occasions of makeshift ziplining
  • midair spear-throw so hard it not only hits a thin mast but sticks deep enough for the line to support her entire weight with no problems
  • pushes over an enormous solid rock statue to get a good jumping-off point
  • climbs up through a rock passage with no handholds or footholds
  • smashes a kakamora right into the deck, shattering several planks
  • climbs the near-vertical entrance to lalotai completely unassisted, beats a demigod with superstrength to the top
  • climbs up a pretty-much-smooth spine to get out of tamatoaā€™s cage
  • climbs tamatoaā€™s shell, grabs mauiā€™s hook, and gets down and back to maui in seconds, all after running top speed to get him away from maui
  • and literally any bet i care to make says sailing that canoe is hardcore physically demanding even without trying to dodge a hostile lava monster

conclusion: moana is shredded. moana has an 8 pack.

Look how ripped she is!!