I really am only linking to this piece because I love the photos of Ed SO MUCH.
http://www.xojane.com/sex/opening-the-gateway-to-sex
Ed is my favorite.
Also:
GATEWAY SEX: BECAUSE TOUCHING A BUTT IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AS BONING
OHIO WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A DISCUSSION WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HOME.