Today we have for you a glorious four and a half minute trailer previewing nearly three hours of Yuri Hell’s Kitchen goodness from the next installment, coming in September 2017.
The victim this time: LEMON MERIGNUE PIE. “Oh, I’ve eaten those, I should have an advantage,” Jet Wolf said in what Holligay accurately described as “brave, stupid confidence.” Our inaugural episode of our Patreon series promises to be everything you could possibly hope for, but luckily you have this handy trailer, so you don’t have to take my word or my brave, stupid confidence.
PLEASE ENJOY AND THEN TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED I’M ROUNDING HOUR TWENTY-SEVEN OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND AM NEEDY
Now my house is cleared of lesbians, there is much work to be done.
IT’S YURI HELL’S PLUG TIME
The episode (both basic and deluxe versions) will pre-release this weekend (with the mass basic release coming three days later). We’re both super excited to share with you this oh so very memorable lemon merigue pie experience. I guarantee, you’ve never seen anything quite like this.
There’s still time to get in on that, but for the truly special stuff, you’ll want to hop on-board soon. I’m talking deluxe version WITH CHAT.
We’re planning the livechat/viewing with @docholligaythis coming Saturday, 16 September. Even though she was here, I promise you, she is not prepared for the actual finished video product, and you want to be there to experience it with her.
So what’s the difference between the basic and deluxe version? EXCELLENT QUESTION, ME. You know clips like this in the trailer above which you absolutely totally watched several times now?
That is “The Roasting Pan”, the sequestered room where Holligay would, in the best reality show spirit, run to complain bitterly about whatever I was doing at the time. THE DELUXE VERSION ($10 tier and up) HAS THOSE. The basic version ($5/$7 tier) does not.
HERE’S A TL;DR BREAKDOWN OF IMPORTANT SHIT TO NOTE
The video is releasing this Saturday, 16 September.
Doc will host the livechat viewing that same day (time announcing soon). IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THAT YOU’LL WANT TO SPONSOR US AT THE $20 (or above) TIER BEFORE THIS SATURDAY
Shout out messages are due by noon PT (3pm ET) this Friday, 15 September. That’s the $10 tier, which also includes the deluxe video! SHE SAID ENCOURAGINGLY FOR NO PARTICULARLY REASON.
We both had just the most amazing time with this, and are so excited to show you my disasters and Holligay’s exasperation.
