[Image: Animated GIF of Beth Ditto being hot.]
I need to figure out how to style my hair that way.
STEP ONE: Be Beth Ditto
STEP TWO: BETH DITTO CONTROLS EVERYTHING WITH HER SMOLDERING HOTNESS
STEP THREE: ?????
STEP FOUR: Profit?
[Image description: An ink and colored pencil portrait of Beth Ditto, a fat caucasian woman. She has short, black hair with bangs in a bob, and is wearing a fur scarf. She’s smiling brightly.]
BETH DITTO by ~DadaHyena
[Image Description: An illustration of Beth Ditto in the style of an album cover. Beth, a fat caucasian woman, is holding a lyre and an arrow as yellowish green fabric swirls around her, and a dove is resting on the fabric in the bottom left corner. Beth’s straight black hair is all brushed over to cover the left side of her face, but her visible eye is looking toward the viewer with a devious expression. The background of the image is a flat field of dark pink with Beth’s signature written across it in large black script.]
Beth Ditto – Portrait by ~lemomekeke
[Image description: A stylized illustration of Beth Ditto, a fat, pale-skinned woman in a black and white striped dress with one large, poofy strap on her right shoulder. She’s holding a microphone up to her face like she’s in the middle of a performance.]
Beth Ditto by ~JadeGordon
[Image description: A closeup photo of Beth Ditto wearing a shiny gold dress with rhinstones at the bust line. Her arms are raised behind her head, which shows off her impressive figure. There are many different sources and colors of lighting, which makes for a dramatic picture.]
Starting the day right.
My dash also needs more Beth Ditto. Always. UNF.