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Mission Notes: OPERATION LAP
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Landing duration: 00:00:09

  • Subject retreats after low-altitude treats are consumed.
  • Upon evaluation, subject appears to forego remaining high-altitude treats.
  • Landing area reconfigured for desktop mode. Free space is occupied by subject.
  • Subject observed in relaxed state despite frequent use of catloaf formation.

BRIEF – EYES ONLY

Subject responded positively to treats distributed across target lap area. Treats were eaten during 4 point landing lasting approximately 9 seconds.

Mission deemed a success. Data collected will be released for research and development for future campaigns.

END LOG

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xekstrin:

petition to make Earth Wind & Fire the new September meme instead of mocking the Greenday guy for mourning his dad

Pros: Funky beats, a classic late ‘70s R&B soul jam, it perks me up when I’m depressed as fuck, and also you won’t be tweeting relentlessly “reminder to wake up” at a guy who wrote a song about his father’s death

Cons: for the rest of the year you’ll have “BAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAAA DEEE YAAAAAAAAA, BAAAAA DEEE YAAAA DEE YAAA DEE YAAAAAA” stuck in your head, which imo is a fair trade off

PLUS!!!!!

It was, by far, THE FUNNIEST (imo) Duck Army soundtrack. A video of the Vine I saw is proving to be elusive, but I’ll edit with a video if I find it!

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  • Subject approaching target to eat treats in closest proximity to neutral territory. All paws remain on ground.
  • Two paws on target. Subject continues eating treats.
  • All treats in the moderate zone have been eaten. No treats are accessible to subject from ground.
  • Subject removes third paw from ground to reach treats. Observer holds breath in preparation for potential landing.
  • LANDING CONFIRMED I REPEAT FOUR POINT LANDING CONFIRMED HOLD POSITION

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  • Subject accepting treats adjacent to lap. 4 paws on the ground.
  • Treats placed one at a time on several far points of lap territory.
  • 2 paws on ground, Subject eats each treat without returning all paws to neutral territory.
  • Retreats from target area after consuming all available resources.
  • Subject remains next to lap, appears relaxed.
  • Executing TREATFALL formation.

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

winterling42:

kdhume:

germicidal-quarian:

mirrorada:

culturenlifestyle:



This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.


His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.


Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

fuck yes

Real direct action

The most solarpunk of solarpunks

this is the BEST story EVER

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highjinkx:

lellypad:

Types of people you meet at art school. Tag urself im coffee

I love Ringling tbqh

Hi so I’m the “dream girl” from this post and I just want to let everyone know that the artist used REAL people from our school without permission, these are actual depictions of other REAL freshman WHO DON’T EVEN K N O W HER. I don’t identify as a girl, but that’s not the only thing that makes me incredibly uncomfortable, it’s the attention to detail while in the same breath saying in this post that this isn’t me or any of my other friends:

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This is such a backpedaling lie because there isn’t another person who likes like me on campus- it’s a small tiny private college EVERYONE knows each other- everyone has been showing this post to me, and again this was posted without anyone’s knowledge who was used. 

ALSO I AM IN HER FILM CLASS AND I DON’T IDENTIFY AS A GIRL that was made up. there isn’t a single other person who that can be. More proof:

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I was going to let go the fact that I was misgendered because she doesn’t KNOW me. But then in her other post she then decided to lie about it instead of owning up to her misgendering me- decided to go “yeah someone else who looks similar” I know EVERY black kid on campus I’m the only one with even relatively long hair like this with bangs, even down to my socks and pink shoes. It’s bizarre and I want people who are sharing this to know that it’s viral on our campus and lot’s of people are weirded out as she used REAL PEOPLE for this meme. DON’T make a joke of your classmates, for example I’ve been stalked and I was shaking thinking of writing this and put it off for so long but 14k notes is fucking insane this is viral here. This is insanely obsessive and disrespectful. It would have been another story if she had asked permission, but she decided to make her classmates into a joke assuming they’d all go along with it (even though she didn’t even TELL anyone afterwords, like 10 people have come to me about this and I HATE it). She also changed her username from luxtempetas after being called out by people of this not being acceptable behavior

The artist did NOT ask for permission to use these people. 

Hey fellow artists, don’t do things like this. You are not exempt from obtaining consent for this, even if you think they will never see it.

I can think of at least a few relevant torts Mx. Highjinkx et al would be well within their rights to bring to a court. Right of Publicity immediately comes to mind.

Be good, be smart. The cloud of people around you are not your fodder. Use those storytelling tools and fictionalize, amalgamate, transform. Use your powers for good.