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Alex Heberling

BIRTHDAY BASH YOU WILL BE MIIIIIIINE.

Oh, I hope the 22 fits. I was going to order a 24, but between the last time I looked and tonight, they sold out of it. *fret* Either way, the OOTD illo will be EPIC AND DELIGHTFUL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I’ve had some caffeine tonight, which is why I’m kind of… spastic.

After carefully reviewing Lesley’s Huge Recaps from last summer…

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…I have once again painstakingly compiled a list of her euphamisms for Shay, the physical trainer from Camp Victory.

Allow me to share!

  • Jillian Michaels Analogue
  • Jillian Michaels 2.0
  • Jillian Michaels the Musical
  • Replica Jillian Michaels
  • Imitation Jillian Michaels
  • Pseudo-Jillian
  • The Jillian Michaels Off-Broadway Experience
  • Jillian Michaels Reproduction Plate from the Franklin Mint
  • Mystery Science Jillian Michaels Theater 3000
  • Jillian Michaels Superstar
  • Jillian Michaels Maschinenmensch
  • Frankensteinian Jillian Michaels
  • Limited Edition 12-inch Jillian Michaels Clone Trooper Figure
  • Jillian Michaels Proxy
  • Jillian Michaels: Deep Space Nine
  • Jillian Michaels 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Jillian Michaels 2: The Road Warrior
  • Jillian Michaels: Judgement Day

Lesley’s recaps can be found here, and if you haven’t seen the series yet, I reccommend reading the recaps as you go for the witty commentary and blog comments. :D