So, I decided to have a conversation on twitter between Dumbldore and McGonagall and a few thousand likes later, I put it here:

locym:

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Dumbledore: Minerva, I had a relationship with another man once but I never talk about because it ended poorly. 

McGonagall: Who? 

D: Grindelwald 

M: No, I don’t remember hearing about that. 

D: We didn’t really talk about it then, either. 

M: Albus, did Grindelwald know? 

D: Unclear

D: It was the defining relationship of my life. I would never love again. 

M: It sounds like you didn’t love then. 

D: we had an understanding. 

M: That you never discussed with him? It sounds like what you had was a crush.

D: Anyway, I was sitting outside Grindelwald’s window one night– 

M: Come again. 

D: I think he knew I was there. He sensed it. 

M: Albus, what you’re describing is stalking. 

D: We had a bond 

M: You shouldn’t tell anyone else this story. 

D: Hmmm

D: Minerva, surely you understand why I’ve held this back? 

M: I have my answer written on a card, but I doubt your answer will match. 

D: I was in love with a monster! 

M: I’ve dated 2 evil wizards, an evil witch in college, and 2 actual literal monsters Albus.

D: You dated a witch, Minerva? 

M: Several Albus, only one evil one though. Not so many lesbians are for enslaving others based on biological differences. 

D: Evil witches and wizards? But you’re the head of Gryffindor! 

M: I didn’t say I was going to marry them, Albus!

D: But…I had to defeat him in a duel! 

M: You think I’ve never dueled someone I slept with Albus? It’s part of life when you live as long as we do. 

D: Slept with!? Minerva, I never slept with Grindelwald! Outside his window, sure. 

M: It troubles me that you don’t know that’s bad

M: Albus, you should get back out there. Meet other adult gay men. 

D: Minerva, I don’t say that word out loud! 

M: You say Voldemort all the time, but gay is right out. 

D: What would the children think? 

M: They’d probably be inspired. Did you know one of our students is Jewish?

M: Seriously, Albus, go find yourself a nice Hufflepuff bear. Hufflepuffs always make sure you’re taken care of. 

A: But Minerva, I’m a Gryffindor! 

M: You don’t know anything, Albus. There’s no such thing as a pleasant hookup between two Gryffindors, it’s marriage or death

D: I don’t think I’m ready. 

M: You’ve had a century, Albus. Have you considered you might be asexual? Maybe even homoromantic asexual? You know sexuality and romance or more complicated than just straight or gay.

D: Nope, definitely gay. Plain ol’ gay.

M: But you never stop talking and this has never come up. Then give us any textual proof! Hatef&$÷ a Slytherin for all I care!

LOL just.. LOL