February 2018 – Page 6 – Retirement Home of Alex Heberling's Tumblr

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February 4, 2018February 4, 2018 Alex Heberling Leave a comment

im-the-batmann:

just-shower-thoughts:

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

Well FUCK. That explains why I want one, as a sort of guilty secret.

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February 4, 2018May 7, 2018 Alex Heberling Leave a comment

Eliza was all rolled up in cinnamon roll mode but I was too slow to get a picture before she stirred. BUT THEN SHE MADE THIS FACE AAAAH #elizakitty #catsofinstagram

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February 4, 2018May 7, 2018 Alex Heberling Leave a comment

our courage will pull us through. #pokemongo

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keyofjetwolf:

oak23:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Watermelon car [x-post from r/ATBGE] via Shitty_Car_Mods

Retire shitty car mods! This is GOOD

@airyairyquitecontrary‘s tags: #keyofjetwolf #how does this make you feel #a) viscerally uncomfortable #b) incandescent with rage #c) bilious and urpy #d) horrified fascination #e) other (specify)?

d and e!

e) WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LEARN THIS EXISTED IN THE WORLD GOD DOES IT EVEN SMELL OF WATERMELON I BET IT DOES IT BET IT REEKS I DON’T WANT THIS INFORMATION AIRY WHY

this is the kind of shit that got sent to me, but with corn. god damn that corn.