Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
#and that mans name was lord byron
You made it better
No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.
Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging
*snorts*
@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed
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