I DID A GOOD JORB TODAY
I need to luxuriate in this day like itâs a bed made of $100 bills so YAY ME HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND
The first thing Iâve drawn since July 16th.
good job everyone
weâre doing great guys keep it up
weâre doing amazing sweeties
Current Mood: every song (somehow) in “Liza With a Z”
I think facebook is onto me. #purple #purplelifestyle
ah, the old âmy toenail is caught so Iâm going to lunge away from it as desperately as possible despite the fact that the only way to unhook it is to push it FORWARDâ manoeuvre
My cat doesn’t know how to use her claws properly either.
The shadows are all crescent shaped! #eclipse
Some cloud coverage helping out for the eclipse! #eclipse
Everything You Need To Know About âThe Great British Baking Showâ
âThe Great British Baking Showâ began as a national phenomenon in the United Kingdom and is quickly becoming a cultural obsession in the United States as well. If youâre just getting into this beloved baking reality show, hereâs everything you need to know to get up to speed.
Losers of the show are exiled to Saint Helena to die Napoleonâs death: Winning the show only affords you the honor of victory, but losing means you must languish powerlessly on the small island of Saint Helena until you die, just like Napoleon Bonaparte did in the wake of his failed conquest of Europe.
The show imposed an age limit of 1,000 years after the wizard Zalurax baked an evil cake that came to life: Although The Great British Baking Show welcomes amateur bakers of all backgrounds, the show was forced to add an age cap after the 2,000-year-old wizard Zalurax appeared on the show in season two disguised as a kindly old widow. By the time Zaluraxâs glamour wore off and his ancient face unleashed a bone-chilling cackle, he had already baked a five-tier cake capable of strangling all of the other contestants. The cake was finally gunned down after multiple casualties and a police standoff, but Zalurax escaped in a cloud of smoke. In an attempt to prevent a disaster like this in the future, the show instated a strict age limit of 1,000 years to limit the amount of insane, ancient wizards entering the competition.
In Great Britain the show is known as Food Goingâs To Happen Now: The show airs under its original title, Foodâs Going To Happen Now, in the U.K., but in the U.S. itâs known as The Great British Baking Show due to Foodâs Going To Happen Now being the trademarked slogan of Cracker Barrel restaurants.
The Great British Bake Off has spawned a number of copycat shows, including The Huge Croatian Man-Horse Hunt, and its spin-off, The Rescue Mission For Contestants On The Huge Croation Man-Horse Hunt: Although critics panned THCMHH for copying GBBOâs positive tone and jokey manner, critics have applauded TRMCHCMHH for its riveting tone of frantic panic as one by one the rescuers realize the Huge Croatian Man-Horse has been following them the entire time theyâve been following it.
Hundreds of contestants have tried to defeat BakeBot, but all have failed: Over the course of the showâs 64 episodes and 28 specials, no competitor has ever bested BakeBotâa robot developed by the BBC to be the perfect baking machine. BakeBotâs coldly calculating, utterly perfect computerized intelligence allows it to create the most delicious pastries and cakes in the world, and it is simply too powerful for any human contestants to out-bake. BakeBot remains undefeated to this day.
