There is a disparity between ice cream and typography going on here.
For when you are a manly man, and you want manly ice cream. But you are not a vanilla man. No. You are a manly man and you deserve something that reminds you of the glory of hunting large game. You need something that makes you remember trudging through a forest covered in mud and manly debris and you see it. YOU SEE IT… a … moose… track, and then another moose track, and then another.
You follow the tracks until you finally find the beast that created them. A beautiful moment brought to you by nature–a majestic moose standing on the hillside silent and stoic. It sees you, and you look in its eyes, nay you stare into its soul. … SHOOT THE FUCKER! SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!!!
Now go find the manly ice cream that reminds you of the blood and dying animal screams and you ripping off your shirt with your bare fingers because the mere scrap of fabric cannot contain your manly barrel chest any longer. Eat. Remember. Never forget.
Denali Extreme Maximum Fudge Moose Tracks, when only the manliest of ice creams will do.
I think I grew a chest hair after reading this.
