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My Canadian snack list so far:

  • Ketchup chips
  • All dressed chips (same thing as all season chips, y/n?)
  • Coffee crisp bars
  • Toffee crisps
  • Canadian KitKats???
  • Nanaimo bars
  • Canada Dry sparkle green tea (a friend asked me to look)
  • Beaver tails

(I donā€™t eat meat, so no poutine. Unless someone somewhere in Toronto makes a veggie-friendly version?)

Keep ā€˜em coming! :D

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askthatpsychodylan:

alexheberling:

dizzyotter:

when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

The Law Offices of Mittens, Fluffy, and Fred

We are HERE to take your call NOW!

Alex Heberling how could you have missed that? its almost too easy, no! it IS Ā too easy. but it must be done. *clearing throat*

ā€œWe at mittens fluffy and fred are here for you, we will take any case! so please call right MEOW for a free consultation.ā€

I BOW TO YOU

Weird porn author who was dragged into Hugo Awards mess pulls off epic troll

mostlysignssomeportents:

For the second year in a row, a bunch of disgruntled ā€œconservativeā€ sf readers and writers are attempting to destroy science fictionā€™s Hugo Awards by nominating slates of works that are, variously: rabid racist tracts; works by their ideological opponents; tepid military sf; works by bystanders; and weird porn by Chuck Tingle, a master of the form, who has nothing to do with any of this.

Until now. When Tingle ā€“ who publishes ā€œbizarre niche eroticaā€ in great volume ā€“ discovered that his book Space Raptor Butt Invasion had been promoted to the Hugo ballot by spoilers hoping to discredit the award, he sprang into action. He created a new title, especially aimed at the ā€œPuppiesā€ (the two groups who want to kill the Hugos call themselves ā€œRabid Puppiesā€ and ā€œSad Puppiesā€ for fantastically tedious reasons you can look up for yourself if you care to): ā€œSlammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination.ā€

Then Tingle took to Twitter, writing an amazing series of GIF-illustrated tweets, mocking Vox Day, avowed white supremacist and leader of the ā€œRabid Puppies.ā€

The crowning glory of Tingleā€™s campaign, though, was hisannouncement that his Hugo Award, should he win it, would be accepted by Zoe Quinn, the reigning bogeywoman of the Gamergate/neoreactionary right. In other words: every time a ā€œPuppyā€ casts a vote for Tingleā€™s work, they cast a vote for giving Zoe Quinn a podium from which to address the entire World Science Fiction Convention about the importance of diversity and representation in fiction.

It is truly glorious.

https://boingboing.net/2016/05/06/weird-porn-author-who-was-drag.html

Chuck Tingle is the hero we deserve.