(Two guests run up to the gay concierge. One guest is out of breath and tries to talk to the concierge. The other sits down in exhaustion.)
GUEST: I need your help. CONCIERGE: Is everything okay? GUEST: I… (pants) sorry. CONCIERGE: It’s okay. Take your time. Did you lose your wallet? GUEST: No. Sorry. I ran here. I just realized it’s Monday. CONCIERGE: I’ll grab you a bottle of water. GUEST: No time. Snatch Game. CONCIERGE: Snatch Game? Like… RuPaul’s Drag Race?
(The other guest who was sitting down BOLTS up.)
GUEST 2: YES. YOU DON’T HAVE LOGO.CONCIERGE: Here’s the address of a bar that has viewing parties.GUEST: Oh, God. Thank you. GUEST 2: (To Guest 1) TIP HIM. TIP HIM EVERYTHING IN YOUR WALLET.
