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cherryseltzer:

theproblematicblogger:

You people who have never had braces don’t understand that most of us still have a metal bar behind our teeth you just never see it and it’s not cool

i actually love looking in the mouths of my friends who had braces. it’s like a real estate developer went crazy on a new construction and then ran out of money halfway through and abandoned it.

I eat everything bagels for breakfast most days and those damn seeds get stuck in my permanent retainer all the time.

I have a tiny safety pin at my desk, specifically for poking into the gaps of my retainer to dislodge food bits.

Alex Heberling

Alex Heberling here. I own the place.

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