Last year, this alley was SO COLD, so I brought a blanket with me this time, to put on my lap, right?
This has the side effect of making me very staticky.
I got up to use the bathroom earlier, and as I was passing through a throng of people, I felt my arm brush someone and I static shocked them. I look over, in this moment that has become slow-mo, y’know, and they have their back to me. And I realize I probably just shocked someone ON THE BUTT ACCIDENTALLY.
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO SO I JUST KEPT GOING. AHHH.
IF YOU WERE STATIC SHOCKED ON YOUR BUTT TODAY I AM SO SORRY.
