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I’m not super close with my in-laws*, which means they often don’t know what to get me for Christmas and the like, which has led to some interesting gifting.  Sometimes the random As Seen on TV gifts are silly and/or weird, but this year I got a Stone Wave, and it’s actually pretty awesome.  So far I’ve only used it to cook eggs, but it’s kind of remarkable that it can poach a single egg to the perfect runny consistency in just a minute.  And it’s nice not to have to pull out the frying pan and wait for it to heat up and time it right with the toaster and blah blah blah first world problems.

Doesn’t hurt that it’s small and cute, either.

It came with a little recipe book and I will probably be trying more of them out in the future, but for now, this is how I’m cookin’ mah eggs. :B

* yeah okay, we’re not married, but I call my boyfriend’s parents the in-laws anyway, I DO WHAT I WANT.

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a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim

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Jim walks the not-so-red carpet

you’re a star, Jim

imageJim edorses oral hygiene 

Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush

Jim is a hypocrite

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Jim refuses to give me a high five

fuck you, Jim

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Jim refused to pay rent

Jim has been kicked out

welcome to the real world, Jim

So apparently I now involuntarily clench up anytime I see a stink bug.

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Catlateral Damage is a first person mischievous cat simulator, where your objective is to knock as many of your loving owners belongings onto the floor within a 2 minute time limit.

It’s a fun little game, and there’s a lot of satisfaction to be had from knocking things over and making a mess (That’s probably why cats do it in the first place).  The dev plans to add more levels (rooms) to destroy, but at the Alpha gives you free reign to destroy your owners bedroom for 2 mins.  On your marks… get set… destroy!!

Play the Alpha, Free

Video games in 2014 are off to a fucking phenomenal start

is this what catgirls online is like?

Yes