Month: January 2014

Tumblr posts comparing extroverts to introverts abridged.

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Extroverts are loud obnoxious brainless viking warriors who will shit on your table and  uproot all of your potted plants. Their minds have been trapped in the party rock dimension by an evil sorcerer while their corporeal forms exist in our own plane of reality, causing them to stumble around in a constant unaware daze.

Introverts are super-genius shy fragile literal wood nymphs that shatter when exposed to direct eye contact subsist entirely on a diet of nothing but tea and the written word. Extending offers to social gatherings causes them to actually die.

Every extrovert is sonic the hedgehog, here to pop your comfort bubbles and tell you that you’re too slo-

-Look.  We don’t have time for this.  We’ve got party planes to jump out of. You probably wouldn’t understand what it’s like to only momentarily release your true form through the consumption of alcohol and sick beats.  Get out of my way, nerds.

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I’m crying.

IT GOT BETTER

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Citrus Series by Dennis Wojtkiewicz

man i remember reblogging these very soon after i joined tumblr

you look at them and you’re like “wow! what amazing photographs” but they’re oil paintings

they are oil paintings

they are oil paintings

of luminescent citrus fruit no less.

I’d like to see the middle one as the great rose window of a fruit-worshipping cathedral.

I’d also like to see a fruit-worshipping cathedral, obviously. 

I – they’re not oil paintings, don’t lie.
Are they? What?

Oil. Damn, son.

GOD DAMN