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30 Shots Infographic

Handy, although the “oil spill” looks like it could vie for Worst Creation of Man.

And that is NOT what goes in a blow job! >:c

That’s a blow job in most places in the Midwest, at least.  I don’t think most people actually care what’s under the whipped cream, as long as it looks dirty when you do it and it fucks you up.

Also, mixing the Oil Spill half and half without layering is called a Starry Starry Night.  It’s a gorgeous shot that perfectly replicates the sensation of being hit in the head with a baseball bat covered in Red Hots.

I must admit, the 4 Horseman made me laugh. I’m guessing the tequila is Death…

Also, I remember once having a night of Red Headed Sluts.

Never. Again.

I enjoy adult beverages.