Forty-three years of this.
Apparently my last name is full of invisible consonants.
Everyone always assumes “Louis" for the first and I have a drawer full of mispronounciations for Lovhaug.
Both, in fact! If they mess up my first name, it’s usually “Alexandria.”
But my last name. The E’s are soft, not hard.
Heeberling
Herbling
Herberling
Hemberling
Huberleiner <—- what is this I don’t even